I am currently lacking imagination and motivation to think of something clever

thetimewasted:

unclefather:

250px:

please watch this video

This man is insane

know what they smell like?

smell your fingers…right now. 

pbbbtht:

I am afraid

pbbbtht:

I am afraid

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

saltbone:

this asshole

saltbone:

this asshole

(Source: incognegroo)

der-regenbogen:

kujider:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

beeseverywhere:

mr-radical:

gaypornsword:

adios-toreadorable:

elmo666:

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

DAVID HASSELHOFF

those were the fucking funniest parts

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THE LAST ONE IS BLOOD OR KETCHUP

I thought it was hot sauce

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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(Source: precumming)

fohk:

“Here’s to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm that it’s caused me”
The Shining (1980)Stanley Kubrick

fohk:

Here’s to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm that it’s caused me”

The Shining (1980)
Stanley Kubrick

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

(Source: mstrkrftz)

xvxtyler:

rectangle.

xvxtyler:

rectangle.

(Source: aquaticwonder)

winchestercaptains:

officialtribble:

How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

i never want this post to die