- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
ON THAT DAY THE TITANS RECEIVED A GRIM REMINDER
SEASON 2 PLOT FOR SNK CONFIRMED
hey girl are u adventure time because i thought you were cute and happy but you actually have a surprising amount of emotional depth and are seven different kinds of fucked up but that’s ok i still like u